Things You Should Know By Now: A Mini-Life Manual for the Quarterly Aged

Let's face it: You don't know half as much as you let on. Sure, you were able to skate through college based on a decent work ethic and the ability to use words like "postmodernity" in appropriate situations. Also, you had good hair. And maybe you're still afloat after a couple years on the job, despite having recently discovered that a 401(k) is not quite the same as the 4-1-1, yo. But now life is catching up with you. You're realizing that last night's pizza is probably not the healthiest breakfast food. That romantic relationships are hard. And that credit cards can be trouble.  So basically you've got two choices. Option A: You ride this seat-of-your pants thing as long as possible until you lose your pants all together. Good luck with that. Wear clean underwear. or option B: Buy this book. It's helpfully titled Things You Should Now By Now: A Mini-Life Manual for the Quarterly Aged. Inside you'll find a collection of tips, suggestions, step-by-step outlines and self-important asid