Cougar Tee

I went on a hike with my wife at a mountain lion habitat/refuge, whatever you want to call it, in Northwest Boulder County.  When we got back to where we'd parked, following a stand-off with a very angry bull elk, my wife found a ______________ about 20 feet from our truck.  No shit.  We called 911, but the dispatcher for some reason didn't believe me and wanted verification.  We hung up - they sent emergency services.  They were like, "YUP! SURE IS!"  Idiots.     All of our products are made to order, to alleviate waste.      50% polyester/25% combed ringspun cotton/25% rayon jersey Sizes are standard men's/unisex sizes. Soft AF