24 Funny Cleansing Merry Christmas and Happy New Year Greeting Cards + Envelopes

Darling, this card? It's a whole MOOD! Serving up realness with "Not enough sage for this sh*t" – bestie, haven't we all been there? A bit of sassy with a side of spiritual – this card is just what we need to keep the holiday vibes pure and unbothered. The combination of that smoldering sage stick and those radiant crystals – it's like a spiritual detox for your soul. The colors are so whimsically rich – the watercolors are giving off healing vibes. Also, "Peaceful Christmas & Chill New Year" is just the perfect wish. It's like telling someone, "Honey, you've been through a lot. Now take a break and indulge in some self-care." Every time I see this card, I'd want to light some sage, put on a face mask, and sip some chamomile tea. It's the festive relaxation we all deserve.