Busier Than a Cucumber In a Women's Prison Shirt

Busy? Understatement of the year. This funny shirt says it all – with a cucumber that’s clearly seen some things. If your schedule is as jam-packed as a cucumber in a women's prison, this sarcastic t-shirt is your kind of chaos. Perfect for those who juggle a million things and still manage to keep their sense of offensive humor (and questionable innuendos) intact. It's crude, clever, and proudly gives zero forks about being politically correct. Wear it loud and wrong.