The Infinite Christmas Card

The Infinite Christmas Card

$11.99
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Welcome to the evil genius that is the Infinite Christmas Card, new from our friends at the Joker Greeting Card Company. This is just like the infamous Infinite Birthday Card, but it plays Jingle Bells instead.... You've got an Aunt Gertrude, right?  The sweet one?  Always sends "thank you" notes and congratulates you for everything you ever post on Facebook?  Maybe she forwards you every single cat picture and insensitive political email that comes across her inbox? Oh, and Christmas is now just around the corner.Man, it seems like she deserves an *extra* special card this year.  One that shows just how deep and, erm... eternal your love and appreciation is.Lucky for you, we've got the PERFECT card...What's this?  A card for me? How sweet. Hey look, it's even one of those musical cards with one of those jolly jingles!It's not, uh, the best tune... but it's nice.  Bit repetitive, maybe.Okay, a lot repetitive. Well, it's good to be thought of.Okay, that's enough now. Time to turn

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