I Just About McF--king Had It Bag

I'm about to McFuckin lose it. Made from 12oz. soft and sturdy cotton canvas. Measures approximately 20 inches wide, 15 inches tall, and with a 5 inch bottom gusset for ample storage capacity. The handles are about 23 inches long making for a 10 inch drop. It has a zipper on the main compartment as well as a small zippered interior pocket for small valuables.