Threaten Me With a Good Time

Threaten everyone with a good time with these light pink vintage-inspired square aviator frames with brown, non-reflective lenses. Won't slip or bounce while you hustle at the roller rink like it's 1979. It's like everything is new again. NO SLIP We use a special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating. NO BOUNCE Our frame is snug and lightweight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while crushing any workout. ALL POLARIZED We use glare-reducing, polarized lenses with UV400 protection that block 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays. ALL RETRO Square aviator frames that blend the past with the present, creating dangerous time paradoxes. REVIEW OUR RETURN POLICY HERE.