Don't Honk! I'm Facetiming My Cat Sticker

“Don’t Honk I’m Facetiming My Cat” is the funny sticker for feral people with their priorities exactly where they belong. You are NOT available for a fender bender. You are checking in on your fur child, who is currently sitting in a sink, judging you. Who Needs This Funny Cat Sticker? This sticker was made for: Cat parents who talk to their pets more than their human friends Drivers who brake for FaceTime and hairballs People whose car smells like a litter box and a vanilla air freshener Emotional support introverts with one-sided meow conversations People who type “my son” but mean a tabby named Pancake Anyone whose therapist has said “you seem... emotionally bonded to your cat” If you’ve ever said “she’s not just a cat, she’s my best friend,” this sticker was printed in your honor. Why It Slaps (Unlike Your Cat) “Don’t Honk I’m Facetiming My Cat” isn’t just a funny sticker—it’s a full lifestyle declaration. It says: Yes, my cat has separation anxiety (and so do I).