On My Way To Jury Guilt (He's Guilty - I Already Decided)

On My Way To Jury Guilt – He’s Guilty I Already Decided – Funny Bumper Sticker Civic Duty? Nah. Pre-Meditated Judgment. Forget “innocent until proven guilty”—your mind’s made up, your car’s in drive, and your bumper sticker just told the whole freeway how this trial ends. This is not legal advice. This is a rolling confession. A threat to due process. An aggressive act of vehicular honesty. At 8.5 inches wide and 2.5 inches tall, this funny bumper sticker is designed to turn heads and terrify attorneys. Whether you're serving on an actual jury or just deeply opinionated on things you barely read about, this sticker lets people know you don’t wait for opening arguments—you go straight to the verdict. What Is “Jury Guilt”? Jury guilt is a state of mind. It’s what happens when you get that summons in the mail and immediately start practicing your stare of disapproval. It’s civic engagement meets pure, uncut bias. This bumper sticker declares to the world that you’ve already made up your