Warning! I Bought my Brake Pads from BK

Funny Bumper Sticker – "Warning: I Bought My Brake Pads at Burger King" Made for Speed? No. Made for Screaming. Ever seen a car stop like a wet sock on a hardwood floor? Yeah, that’s this energy. Meet the funny bumper sticker you didn’t know you needed: "Warning: I Bought My Brake Pads at Burger King." It’s greasy, chaotic, and just dangerous enough to make strangers laugh—and switch lanes. This beauty of a sticker comes in 8.5" x 2.5" weatherproof vinyl or a 20mm magnet built for bumpers, toolboxes, laptops, and pure highway disrespect. Whether you're a menace in a minivan or the proud owner of a rusted-out 1994 Civic, this bumper sticker lets the world know you take corners and curves with zero commitment and possibly zero stopping power. Why This Funny Bumper Sticker Shouldn't Be Legal (But Is) 8.5" x 2.5" format – Big enough to get honked at from space Weatherproof & UV-resistant – Built to survive rain, regret, and oil changes Available as a vinyl decal or a 20mm magnet