PHD With Distinction - Cranial Misperception - Funny t-shirt

You know what's going on in there, damn the details. Sure, the police report, eyewitness testimony and video recordings disagree with your memory. What does that even prove!? You sir or madam, are an expert in your own mind. With this honorary degree from the Cambodian veterinary institute, let the world quake from your keen recollections. If this describes you buy this shirt. If it describes someone else buy this short for them. This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all. • 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester) • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²) • Pre-shrunk fabric • Side-seamed construction • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping • Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the USSize guide   LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches) XS 27 16 ½ 31-34 S 28 18 34-37 M 29 20 38-41 L 30 22 42-45 XL 31 24