Griffon Tears Beer Lotion - Coarse Hazel

Unleash the Power of Griffon Tears Beer Lotion Indulge in the Rich Coarse Hazel Fragrance I don't know if you've ever been to a griffon lair... but let me tell you it's a sad strange place. I'm sure at some point they must find time to be the savage beasts some lore make them out to be. Whenever I visit they seem to be in their feelings. Puddles of tears everywhere! I got permission to take some back to the lab for experiments. So far the only thing that's panned out has been this delectable lotion from when I tried to whip up a milkshake. Will I ever get anything edible out of this cauldron? Unleash the Power of Griffon Tears: A Coarse Hazel Lotioncraft Imagine this: a travel-weary warlock stumbles into his chamber after a long day chasing prophecies, dodging hexes, and wrestling with spreadsheets disguised as scrolls. His skin? Dry as a cursed tome. He reaches for a bottle of Griffon Tears, dispenses a few enchanted squeezes, and begins the sacred ritual. The texture? Silky and light