Fornacis Large

PART TIME ROCKET SCIENTIST HELP NEEDED Job qualifications: • Must work part time ar Nasa.• Must be well versed in computer science and now how to code. • Must have clearance to all launching sites and acces to all spacecraft.• Must keep this gig secret from bosses at NASA.• Must be ok with flirting at place of work. • Must not have a history of reporting bosses for being too flirty at work.• Must tolerate strong odors in enclosed spaces.• Must not be prompt to seizures or vomiting when reaching supersonic speeds.• Must be ok with large quantities of viscous substances suddenly appearing out of nowhere. • Must like aliens.• Must be experienced at allowing very large objects to enter the body, be it an inanimate object or a fleshy object attached to a living organism (for the sake of important research).Will pay 40 mercurials and 1/2 ounce of lunar dust per hour. To schedule an interview call Fornacis Large At 1-800-UFOLOVACircumference of upper body: 8.75”Circumference at event horizon