Gliese Minoris

And before The Horned Beast with a massive shaft and mushroom head comes tumbling down from the sky to eliminate every single soul that can’t take at least 12.50” in circumference.. I shall send you Gliese Minoris to guide you, to help you get through the thick of it, and the even thicker, and deliver you at the gates of the promised land of pleasure. Amen! (The Gospel of Vega 285:43.2) Circumference of head: 9”     Circumference at event horizon: 13.10      Insertable length: 10”     Overall length: 12”      Weight: 4 lbs.