Jon Large

During the Male Centauri alien invasion (2050), Jon’s invention known as the “Kill-Pill,” weaponized sexual intercourse transforming the act of killing aliens into an erotic sport of sorts. “The more aliens you fuck, the more aliens that will die,” a phrase from one of Jon’s last public speeches before his death, became a motto for the human martyr-bottom soldiers defending Earth. Initially, the Kill-Pill’s venom took a few hours to take effect, but once the Centauri army figured out why its soldiers were suddenly dropping dead, it fought back by turning the Centauri’s sperm acidic, killing the recipient martyr-bottom soldier instantly. In response, the human army accelerated the killing effect of the Kill-Pill from a few hours to 5-10 minutes. This turned sexual encounters between humans-aliens into lethal battles for survival, racing towards and against reaching orgasms. The faster a Centauri alien ejaculated, the more likely a human would die, and in order to survive, martyr-bottom