Proxy Majoris

Proxy believes that they* are the only survivor of the genocide at Proxima Centauri B in 2013 (SOC Alternate Universe), perpetrated by the hyper-violent Male Centauri Empire. Proxy has fled to planet Earth and knows that we are living in borrowed time, but Proxy has an escape plan as they sleep with one tentacle in the ignition button of their spaceship. Proxy does not seek revenge upon the sadistic Centauri because they know that any attempts would be unsuccessful against such paramount threat. Proxy thinks that if life must be cut short we must enjoy its ultimate pleasures as much as we can, and for Proxy those pleasures come in the shape of the human body. Circumference at event horizon: 12.50”   Insertable length: 8”      Overall length: 11”      Weight: 3.2 lbs