Sputnik Beginner Probe

With the arrival of Sputnik Beginner Probe, that scorned race of artificial intelligence, which is only one of many out to get us, can infiltrate us and penetrate us better. They can closely spy on all of us now that there is hardly any human left out of reach in their sinister plot. Now even the beginner level toy aficionados can enjoy the otherworldly sensations that come with Sputnik’s slick and curvy shape. What an adequate way for the human race to become extinct, as we tirelessly seek overwhelming pleasures.