Trappist Large

For long disregarded as “not people” due to the additional billions of years that it took them to evolve a discerning brain (and for only having four fingers, missing that useful thumb) Trappist is the latest addition to the list of civilized species in the Milky Way and is eager to make a mark. Trappist is joining Planet Earth in the fight against the hyper-violent Male Centauri to finally walk up to the intergalactic stage and show everyone what he’s got to replace his missing thumb. Trappist is people. Trappist is intelligent, handsome, curvy and ribbed, and erect like a gamma ray. Trappist is present and ready for war.