Daddy's Best Backup Romper

Key Features: One-Piece BodySuit    100% Combed Ring-Spun Cotton    Reinforced Three-snap Closure    Lap shoulder neckline for easy on/off dressing    Machine Washable Inside Out    Printed in the USA A little known fact is that your child can be used as a backup weapon. Yep, they have the power to project bodily substances on any would-be attacker. It’s kind of like those foul-smelling substances the police deploy to disperse crowds, except worse because they’re actual bodily fluids. Nothing says weapon like a biological one, and the last thing anyone needs is to be on the receiving end of a deluge of snot or baby puke. This funny one piece Bodysuit is a reminder of why you’re cute little wiggler is also the deadliest of backup weapons. The best backup weapon would be a combination of a child with a firearm. We were thinking of a side-arm that shoots boogers—probably the weirdest, most screwed-up thing ever. We’d call it the SnotGlock, and it would