My Couch Pulls Out But I Don't Shirt
$19.95
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My couch is a courteous and kind creature who greatly loves the women who sit on him. As such, he always makes sure he respects them and pulls out when they need him to. Me, on the other hand, I'm an asshole jerk who doesn't pull out. Unisex 100% Combed & Ringspun Cotton Heather Colors Contain Polyester Buttery Soft Material Side-Seamed, Fashion Fit Superior Quality DTG Print Durable, High Thread Count Eco-Friendly, Sweatshop Free Size guide LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches) S 28 18 34-37 M 29 20 38-41 L 30 22 42-45 XL 31 24 46-49 2XL 32 26 50-53 3XL 33 28 54-57 4XL 34 30 58-61
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