there’s a 98% chance of sarcasm today (Pen with Smart Phone Stylus)

The perfect gift for your favorite coworker, who always makes you laugh or your sibling who is a deadpan snarker… or to remind people of who you are exactly when they ask to borrow your pen.  this pen says:   there’s a 98% chance of sarcasm today Pen contains black ink stylus end means cleaner screens! twist open/shut features a clip so you can wear it for a subtle hint to others   Custom options available in our shop!   No more boring pens! The Carbon Crusader is here to save your supplies one pen at a time!