Break Up with Him, for Me: Special Edition (Signed)

Signed copy of 'Break Up with Him, for Me' includes signed bookplates & bookmarks. Note: Your book will be signed, but not personalized.  * Please leave your message at the sound of the beep… Penelope, I know that it’s three o’clock in the morning, but I need to get this off my chest. I can’t give you any more advice on landing this other guy, can’t tell you another “sexy” thing that you should do, or suggest a new set of filthy words that you should text him late at night. As your best friend, I’ve reached my limit, and I can honestly say that he doesn’t deserve you. I’m not saying all of this because I’m fucking jealous, or because he had the audacity to say that he makes more money than me. (I still can’t find his name on the Forbes 500 list, and I know damn well that he’s renting that Ferrari, but that’s a story for a different day.) He’s not who you think he is, and the better man has always been right in front of you… You have every reason to never give me a chance since