The Marching Dead - Unisex classic tee

Step in time—or stumble in death. Forget crisp uniforms and shiny brass. This is the Marching Dead—where every halftime show looks like a funeral procession and the only rhythm section is a pounding heart six feet under. The Marching Dead Tee is for anyone who survived high school band camp, lugged a tuba through the rain, or still wakes up at night to the faint sound of a metronome clicking in the dark. It’s creepy, it’s funny, and it’s the perfect shirt for those who know that band kids weren’t nerds… they were the real cult. Wear it to reunions, zombie walks, or just to scare the cheer squad. It’s equal parts nostalgia, sarcasm, and graveyard groove—because the beat doesn’t stop just because you do. And yeah—it’s 100% cotton. Because polyester doesn’t breathe when you’re six feet under. The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's ex