Hecklefish Keychain - The Ultimate Skeptical Sidekick

Keep the truth close and the questions closer with this official Hecklefish keychain! Whether you're investigating local mysteries or just trying to find your car keys in a grocery store parking lot, Hecklefish is here to provide his signature brand of sarcastic commentary and healthy skepticism. Made with high-quality materials that can withstand even the most heated debates about whether the moon landing was faked (spoiler alert: it wasn't, but Hecklefish will gladly explain why some people think it was). Attach it to your keys, backpack, or anywhere you need a reminder that the truth is out there...  "Finally, a fish that won't try to sell you essential oils or cryptocurrency." - Probably what Hecklefish would say about himself