Alien Invasion UFO Abduction Soap

Take me to your leader shower. The Mothersh*p just got real! The aliens are here. Time to cower in the shower with a fresh bar of Alien Invasion Soap! Because you may as well keep yourself busy in there. So, get sudsy with this luxury soap as you rinse your unmistakable terrestrial smell down the drain. Besides, throwing them off your funky scent may preserve your life a little bit longer! Alien Invasion Soap Close Encounters of the Soapy Kind Ideal for Unidentified Filthy Objects Because alien abductions stink! Are they here to save us or eat us? It's the probing question on everyone's mind! Let's hope they're vegetarian! Believe in yourself (and aliens!) WARNING: They've been here all along. A funny soap for the guest bathroom to keep them guessing! Cloaked in a hilarious prank box, it's a clever gag gift for friends who identify as conspiracy theorists, UFO junkies, or recovering alien abductees. Made in the ❤️ of the USA!  Handcrafted. Not space-crafted. Small-Batch. Cold-Proces