Jesus Is Washing You Soap

Get closer to Jesus... In the shower. After all, cleanliness is next to Godliness! Do your sins stink to high heaven? Forget to wash your hands before your last supper? Then, lather up and cleanse those pesky guilty feelings with our heavenly-scented Jesus is Washing You Bar Soap.This all-forgiving novelty soap is totally righteous for many uses, including removing 99% of sins.** So, save yourself from ungodly odors and eternal damnation while ceremoniously rinsing those dirty deeds and nasty notions down the drain! Jesus is Washing You Soap Save yourself from eternal damnation and ungodly odors! Come clean with Jesus. Rinse your sins right down the drain! Removes 99% of sins on contact (**totally not guaranteed) Will not turn shower water into wine Smells like Heaven A divine gag gift for: sinners with a sense of humor, naughty nuns, frequent church-goers, seasonal parishioners, and parochial school survivors. It's also the perfect birthday gag gift for Him! Made in the ❤️ of the