No Sh*t, There I Was… Mug

For storytelling warriors, caffeine junkies, and the brave souls who survived that one night in Kandahar with nothing but a poncho liner and bad decisions. This ain't your average souvenir mug. The "No Sh*t, There I Was…" Enamel Camper Mug is lightweight, tough as nails, and built for the kind of folks who drink their coffee black, reheat chili over a fire, and have at least one story they probably shouldn’t tell in front of kids. Perfect for sipping coffee at zero dark thirty, downing bourbon by the firepit, or just flexing your inner grunt during Zoom calls. Clip it to your ruck, stash it in your bugout bag, or park it on your desk as a reminder that you’ve seen some things. Specs (for the nerds): -Rugged enamel with white coating and a tough silver rim -3.14” high × 3.25” wide — fits in one hand while the other tells the story -BPA & lead-free — so your drink won't kill you (at least not right away) -Made for hand-washing — because you’re tougher than a dishwasher ⚠️ Hea