“If You Hurt My Cat” Funny Cat Lover Tee | Hilarious Threat Shirt for Fierce Pet Parents

Just a tee? More like a threat in disguise. For the bold, the unapologetic, the cat-obsessed—this shirt isn’t just fashion, it’s a feline PSA. Featuring the sassy declaration: “If You Hurt My Cat, I Can Make Your Death Look Like An Accident,” this cat-themed t-shirt lets you protect your whiskered soulmate in style (and with a suspicious level of confidence 😏). 🧵 Made for Comfort + Sass: 100% ring-spun cotton (because softness matters when plotting revenge)—with fabric blends in select colors: 💡 Heather colors = 35% cotton / 65% polyester 💡 Sport Grey & Antique = 90% cotton / 10% polyester 💡 Graphite Heather = 50/50 split of cotton and polyester Lightweight at 4.5 oz/yd² and breathable, this tee keeps you cool no matter the season—or the heat of your silent cat-fueled rage. 😼🔥 Designed with a classic fit and a clean crew neckline that pairs perfectly with passive aggression and oversized eye rolls. ✅ Ribbed knit collar—highly elastic and built to bounce back even after the hundredt