Don't Do Meth in Our Bathroom

Set boundaries with a wink and a spark using our Don’t Do Meth in Our Bathroom candle that’s got more attitude than a bouncer at a dive bar! Hand-poured in a sleek glass jar with a clean-burning soy-coconut wax blend and a cotton wick smoother than your slickest one-liner, it’s bursting with juicy Pineapple, weathered Driftwood, zesty Lemon, bright Orange, and tart Cassis for a scent that’s as bold as your house rules. Crafted with grit by our woman founder, it’s perfect for lighting up your space with defiant charm or gifting to your favorite rebel who keeps it real with a sly smirk. Scent Vibe A wild mix of sweet pineapple, rugged driftwood, and citrusy lemon-orange with a cassis kick, like hosting a beach bonfire party with a “keep it chill” vibe and a knack for trouble. SOY COCONUT WAX BLEND Our slow-burning soy coconut blend wax candles, including our cozy fall-inspired scents, are sustainable because they use renewable, plant-based materials that biodegrade naturally, reducing en