Original Shart Wipe 2 Pack

A wet wipe for when things go terribly, terribly wrong.  This 2-pack of Shart Wipes includes 20 opportunities for emotional recovery. Unscented. Alcohol-free. And completely useless at fixing your reputation.  Whether it's Taco Tuesday aftermath, a risky sneeze, or just a "trust issue" that didn't work out, these wipes are here for you—and the friends you're willing to traumatize.  This set makes a perfect gag gift for: • White elephant parties • That one uncle who always "eats fearlessly" • Or anyone who's been betrayed by a burrito Not flushable. Not discreet. Not forgettable.  Use them to clean up your worst decisions—or just to clean up the conversation.  Now shipping free. Returns accepted within 60 days. But let's be honest—you're not returning this.