Embalming Fluid

The potion of eternal youth, and the original cure-all.  Preserve your vitality and your good looks with the naturally pleasing taste of Professor Fenster's Formaldehyde based Embalming Fluid.  Prescribed for before and beyond the grave. Stainless steel, silver finish, 8 oz. flask. 5.5” tall including top closure-easy screw cap lid, and 3.75” wide. The water-resistant artwork fully wraps around the flask, from top to bottom and front to back, making it even more irresistible. Flask holds 8 mighty shots of your favorite beverage.