You Make My Heart Explode!

  You Make My Heart Explode! Glitter Bomb Card Boom. That’s the sound of your dignity exploding in a cloud of glitter. If you’ve ever wanted to tell someone “I love you” and “go f*** yourself” at the exact same time, then congratulations. You just found the perfect card. The You Make My Heart Explode! glitter card isn’t a cute Hallmark moment. It’s a trap. On the outside, it looks like a sweet little Valentine’s Day or anniversary card. On the inside, it’s a full scale glitter bomb ambush. The second they open it, they’re showered in shiny chaos that clings to clothes, hair, pets, and probably their sex life for the next six months. Order now and turn a boring card exchange into a glorious disaster they’ll never forget. Why This Card Hits Harder Than Cupid’s Arrow Anyone can buy flowers or chocolates. Boring. But sending someone a card that literally explodes in their face? That’s not just memorable, that’s iconic. Whether it’s a Valentine’s Day prank, a cheeky birthday surprise, or r