Eat a Chocolate Dick - The Congrats Box

Eat a Chocolate Dick - The Congrats Box Because nothing says “congratulations” quite like a solid chocolate penis in a gift box. This isn’t flowers. This isn’t a card. This is a gluten free Peruvian cacao cock that screams “I’m proud of you” in the most inappropriate, unforgettable way possible. Whether they got a new job, finished school, or finally broke up with that human dumpster fire they were dating, this is how you celebrate with maximum laughter. You could give them champagne. You could give them a watch. But you’re better than that. You’re here to give them a 4 to 5 inch, 3 to 4 ounce chocolate dick that will live rent-free in their brain forever. Add to Cart now and deliver the only “Congrats” they’ll still be laughing about years later. Why This Gift Hits Hard Every Time Ridiculously funny - perfect balance of shock value and sweetness Actually delicious - made from gluten free Peruvian cacao Themed for celebration - comes in a “Congrats” gift box so it’s classy… kind