Eat a Dick Glass Jar Soy Candle

Eat a Dick Glass Jar Soy Candle Finally, a candle that says exactly what you’ve been thinking. You could send flowers. You could send chocolates. You could send some boring vanilla candle that smells like “Ocean Breeze” and broken dreams. Or… you could send the Eat a Dick Glass Jar Soy Candle - a beautiful little glass jar of soy wax that’s basically flipping someone off, but with class. It’s not just a candle. It’s a vibe. It’s a message. It’s the perfect mix of “F you” and “I still have good taste in home décor.” So if you’ve been dying to tell someone off, make them laugh, or just confuse the hell out of them when they open their gift, this is your moment. Click Add to Cart now. Give someone the warm glow of a candle… and the cold sting of a savage burn. Why This Candle is Pure Genius It’s both classy and trashy - like drinking champagne out of a Solo cup. It lasts for hours so your insult keeps glowing long after you’ve walked away. It’s actually good quality - soy wax, cott