Eat Shit - Chocolate Shit in a Box

Eat Shit – Chocolate Shit in a Box Finally, a sweet way to tell someone exactly how you feel. Some gifts say “I love you.” This one says “Eat shit.” Literally. Eat Shit – Chocolate Shit in a Box is a realistic poop-shaped piece of premium milk chocolate, delivered straight to their door in a discreet box. It’s rich. It’s creamy. It’s hilarious. And it’s the perfect edible insult for when words just aren’t enough. No boring gift cards. No predictable candy boxes. Just one beautifully molded chocolate turd that makes your point loud and clear… before they bite into it and realize it actually tastes amazing. So quit sending flowers to people who deserve better (or worse). Click Add to Cart and make their day memorable, awkward, and surprisingly sweet. Why You Need to Send a Chocolate Turd It’s the ultimate edible insult – Way funnier than a text and way tastier than actual shit. It’s 100 percent anonymous – No return address, no receipt, no way to prove it was you. It’s delicious –