Happy Birthday to You and Your Saggy Melons! - Glitter Bomb Card
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Happy Birthday to You and Your Saggy Melons! - Glitter Bomb Card

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Happy Birthday to You and Your Saggy Melons! - Glitter Bomb Card Because sometimes “Happy Birthday” just isn’t enough… sometimes you need to blow their special day to glitter-coated hell. This isn’t just a cheeky birthday card with a little joke. This is a ticking glitter time bomb disguised in cute, colorful cardstock. The front says, “Happy Birthday to You and Your Saggy Melons,” so they’re already laughing (or rolling their eyes). Then they open it - and BOOM - they’re instantly coated in shiny birthday chaos that will haunt their carpet, couch, and clothing for weeks. Ships 100 percent anonymously, so you get the satisfaction without the blame. It’s the gift that keeps on giving… mostly because they’ll still be vacuuming it up next year. Click Add to Cart now and make their birthday unforgettable for all the wrong reasons. Why This Birthday Card is Pure Prank Perfection Normal birthday cards? Snooze-fest. They open it, read the Hallmark-level sentiment, and toss it aside. But this

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