Happy Birthday D**khead!

You said “Happy Birthday” like a normal person? Weak. This card moans for three hours straight and explodes in glitter. So your friend’s birthday is coming up, and you're wondering what to get the lovable douchebag who once pantsed you in public, ruined your group chat, or still owes you $20 from Vegas. Sure, you could get him socks... but where’s the chaos in that? Enter: The Happy Birthday Dkhead Card** - a nonstop moaning, glitter-sploding, nuisance-level prank wrapped in fake birthday cheer and sealed with vengeance. This isn't a birthday card. It's a tactical strike on peace and quiet. Why You Need to Send This to Your Favorite Jackass Look, the internet is full of lame birthday cards. Cats. Balloons. “Over the hill” jokes. Yawn. But this isn’t your grandma’s Hallmark. This is DicksByMail’s dickhead birthday card, and it’s here to absolutely wreck someone’s day in the most beautiful, over-the-top, immature way possible. If your love language is sarcasm and emotiona