Happy Birthday DICKHEAD Greeting Card

Happy Birthday DICKHEAD Greeting Card Let’s be honest, some people don’t deserve a sweet card with kittens, balloons, or “best wishes.” They deserve a card that screams exactly what you’re thinking: “Happy Birthday DICKHEAD.” This isn’t a typo, this is a statement. A savage, hilarious, unforgettable statement in 14 pt cardstock. So yeah, skip the polite card aisle garbage. Send this and watch their jaw drop, followed by uncontrollable laughter (or rage, which is also funny). Buy it now and give the gift of blunt honesty with a side of petty revenge. Why You Need to Send a Dickhead Card Because life’s too short for boring birthdays. The world doesn’t need another glittery Hallmark card about “friendship” or “getting older gracefully.” Screw that. What your buddy, sibling, roommate, or ex really needs is a brutal reminder of who they are: a complete dickhead. This happy birthday dickhead card gets the job done. It’s sharp, it’s rude, and it’s funny as hell. Whether you’re pulling off a