EXPLODING Glitter Bomb Cards!

EXPLODING Glitter Bomb Cards – The Card That Says “I Care” in the Pettiest Way Possible Normal greeting cards are boring. You open them, maybe there’s some half-assed joke inside, maybe twenty bucks if you’re lucky, and then you toss them in the trash. Not this bad boy. The EXPLODING Glitter Bomb Card is not here to say “Happy Birthday” or “Get Well Soon.” It’s here to say, I love you enough to ruin your day with microscopic shiny chaos that will haunt you for months. You know what’s better than sending a boring thank-you card? Sending one that detonates into a glitter apocalypse the moment it’s opened. If you’ve ever wanted to combine thoughtful with evil, this is your chance. Pick a theme, ship it anonymously, and watch your target get absolutely annihilated by a blizzard of sparkly hell. Send it now. Laugh forever. Why You Should 100% Do This Instant mess, zero damage – It’s petty, not destructive. The perfect level of evil. Endless reminder – Glitter sticks to everything, so t