Stay Classy Glitter Bomb Card
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Stay Classy Glitter Bomb Card

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Stay Classy Glitter Bomb Card - Ruin Their Christmas in the Most Festive Way Possible Let’s be honest - most holiday cards are boring as hell. Snowflakes, Santa hats, maybe a cheesy rhyme about peace and joy. But sometimes, the person on your list doesn’t deserve peace or joy. Sometimes, they deserve chaos, humiliation, and an unshakable reminder that you are the pettiest person they know. That’s where the Stay Classy Glitter Bomb Card comes in. From the outside, it looks like a harmless Christmas card. It even has a festive message: “Stay Classy, Santa Doesn’t Need Any More Ho’s.” But the second they open it? BOOM. An explosion of tiny ho-shaped glitter rains down on them like a sparkly blizzard of shame. It sticks to their clothes, their carpet, and probably their dog. And the best part? It ships 100 percent anonymously, so you get to enjoy your eggnog in peace while they’re vacuuming ho’s out of their couch cushions until April. Click Add to Cart now and turn the season of giving in

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