Fake Newspaper Article "ORGANISMS" ON MARS ROCK ARE LIFE---BUT NOT FROM MARS

A Practical Joke Designed to Make Your Boss as Famous as He Deserves to Be A little humiliation is good for the soul? And wouldn't you like to see your boss improve his soul? Of course you would. And we'll help you. (remember to order enough copies for the entire office staff; they don't copy well in the Xerox) Article Text Below, Feel free to copy and make changes to the story you submit to us.   Photos show ALH84001, a Mars rock once thought to contain alien life  "Organisms" on Mars Rock are Life---But Not from Mars  NASA Scientists say they've solved riddle of Mars rock.   Yourtown---- (NOTICE: Any names of towns, locations, people, institutions, etc., used in these sample fake newspaper stories, are purely fictional, chosen at random, and are not meant to portray or represent any real person, place or deed. Remember that no matter what name a writer chooses to use in any fictional story, there is a real person (or many persons) SOMEWHERE who have that exact name.)  Scientists stu