Fake Newspaper Article SECOND FACE DISCOVERED ON MARS SURFACE?

Men from Mars. There are So Many! We all know about the "Face on Mars". Well, now there are two. Believe it or not, no one even questions this. For an additional fee, we'll composite the face of your choice (or of your dreams) as the second face on Mars. (The second face has been made purposefully hard to see. Folks tend to sit around in bars for hours, staring, turning the picture, studying---then, all of a sudden, some blonde in the corner screams out, "Oh! Now I see it!") Just rotate the article 90 degrees counter-clockwise, and the "second face" will jump right out at you. We even left the guy's glasses on. Good Grief.     ARTICLE TEXT BELOW, FEEL FREE TO COPY AND MAKE CHANGES TO THE STORY YOU SUBMIT TO US.    NASA Plate shows "unidentified" symmetrical pattern Second Face Discovered on Mars Surface? NASA Scientists Discredit Interpretation   Yourtown---- (NOTICE: Any names of towns, locations, people, institutions, etc., used in these sample fake newspaper stories, are purely fic