Funny Get Well Card – "The Lengths You'll Go to Feel Better for Some Attention" – Adult Humor 5x7 Greeting Card with Envelope

Because some people will truly stop at nothing for a little sympathy. This brilliantly passive-aggressive 5x7 get well card features bold, hand-drawn lettering wrapped in a dramatic yellow ribbon with the hilarious message:“The lengths you’ll go to feel better for some attention.” It’s equal parts sarcastic and sweet—perfect for friends, coworkers, or siblings who love a little dramatic flair when they’re under the weather. Bonus points if they’re milking it. Product Details:– Size: 5x7 inches– Blank inside for your own snarky or sincere message– Printed on pearl cardstock for a luxe shimmer finish– Includes kraft paper envelope– Sealed in a clear cello sleeve– Original hand-drawn and lettered design Perfect For:– Funny get well cards with a dramatic edge– Coworkers using all their sick days– Friends who lowkey love the attention– People who recover best when they’re the center of it all