Funny Get Well Card – "Get Well Enough to Have Sex Again Soon" – Risqué Adult Humor Greeting Card, 5x7 with Envelope

Because nothing motivates recovery quite like the promise of getting it on again. This cheeky 5x7 greeting card features bold, colorful lettering and a hilariously honest message:“Get well enough to have sex again soon.”It’s flirty, inappropriate, and perfect for that special someone who’s out of commission—and really needs a reason to bounce back. Whether it's surgery, the flu, or just a dramatic head cold, this card is both a solid encouragement and a solid proposition. Product Details:– Size: 5x7 inches– Blank inside for your own seductive or supportive note– Printed on luxe pearl cardstock for a soft shimmer– Includes kraft paper envelope– Wrapped in a protective cello sleeve– Original hand-lettered, full-color design Perfect For:– Get well cards for partners or spicy situationships– Adults with a sense of humor and mutual consent– Post-surgery encouragement with benefits– Flirty healing vibes