Rude & Funny Get Well Card – "Get Well Soon Because Your Cough Is F*ckin' Disgusting!" – 5x7 Adult Humor Greeting Card

Nothing says feel better soon like brutal honesty. This 5x7 greeting card is loud, real, and laugh-out-loud gross—in the best way. Featuring bold hand-drawn text that reads:“Get well soon because your cough is fuckin’ disgusting!”…it’s the perfect card for the sick friend who needs tissues, soup, and a reality check. Ideal for that roommate, coworker, or bestie who's been hacking up a lung for three days straight and still showing up like nothing’s wrong. Product Details:– Size: 5x7 inches– Blank inside for your own brutally honest or weirdly sweet message– Printed on premium pearl cardstock with a soft shimmer– Includes kraft paper envelope– Sealed in a protective cello sleeve– Original hand-drawn design Perfect For:– Funny adult get well cards– Friends, siblings, or coworkers with gross colds– People who appreciate savage humor and zero sugarcoating– The kind of person who’d laugh and then cough again