I Would Rather Be Slowly Consumed By Moss Hoodie

Stay snug and sarcastic with this hoodie featuring everyone's favorite burnout business cat. Draped in moss, nestled among mushrooms, and proudly rejecting productivity, this design is for anyone who dreams of a life free from meetings and full of mossy naps. With a large front pouch pocket and drawstrings in a matching color, this hoodie is soft, cozy, and ideal for anyone leaning into their cottagecore gremlin era—no briefcase required. ⭐️ The hoodie sizes might be a little larger than your usual size. Please check out the size chart below to find your perfect fit. Want an oversized look? Pick a size larger than you normally would. For a snug fit, go a size down. Product Care Instructions ⬇️ Wash item inside out in cold water, do not bleach, do not dry clean, do not iron directly on the design. Tumble dry on low. ⭐️ This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead o