
I Would Rather Be Slowly Consumed By Moss Sweatshirt
This sweatshirt offers softness, warmth, and enduring quality. Air-jet spun yarn ensures a gentle touch on your skin, while the quarter-turned design keeps it crease-free. And of course, it features a highly relatable business cat who's clearly over the grind and ready to rot in peace—surrounded by moss, mushrooms, and zero meetings. Whether you're burned out, mossed up, or just vibing with chaotic cottagecore energy, this cozy piece is the perfect layer for embracing slow living with maximum sarcasm. ⭐️ The sweatshirt sizes might be a little larger than your usual size. Please check out the size chart below to find your perfect fit. Want an oversized look? Pick a size larger than you normally would. For a snug fit, go a size down. Product Care Instructions ⬇️ Wash item inside out in cold water, do not bleach, do not dry clean, do not iron directly on the design. Tumble dry on low. ⭐️ This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a