Don't Honk! I'm Mastering My Fushigi

Don’t Honk I’m Mastering My Fushigi Warning: Orb-Based Activities in Progress If you don’t know what a fushigi is, keep driving. This bumper sticker wasn’t made for you. This was made for the brave, the enlightened, the shiny-sphere mystics performing silent magic in the Walmart parking lot like David Blaine in cargo shorts. This 8.5” x 2.5” bumper sticker (or magnet, if you live a commitment-free lifestyle) is your road-ready signal to the world: “Don’t honk. I’m mastering my FUSHIGI.” And yeah, we’re dead serious about it. 🧠 Fushigi Explained (Badly, But Passionately) This orb is a contact juggling orb that makes you look like a street magician from another dimension. It’s part performance, part illusion, and part primal chaos. It’s not just a hobby—it’s a spiritual practice with a high chance of dropping a glass ball on your foot. So when people get too close on the road or dare to judge you from their Kia Soul, you now have a way to let them know: you’re in the zone. Orb zone. 🛠️