Cynical Grimby Says It's All Downhill From Here (Sweatpants)

"I don't know if it was in middle school or high school, but I'm certain it already happened. The evidence is damning." - Grimby Grimby's not trying to be negative, just truthful. It's important to be honest with yourself. Tough love, ya know? That whole "keep on keepin' on" platitude is for the birds. These are super soft and warm sweatpants for when you're coming to terms with the reality of your life's progress. Just accept it and get on with it. Or don't, whatever. • 60% cotton, 40% polyester pre-shrunk fleece • Fabric weight: 7.2 oz/yd² (244 g/m²) • Tapered fit • Lower rise on the front, longer rise on the backside • 1×1 rib cuffs with spandex for stretch and recovery • Elastic waistband with external drawcord • Contrast color drawcord and side pockets (all body colors include charcoal gray contrast detailing except black heather, which has black) • Pilling-resistant This product is made specially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to