Cynical Grimby Says It's All Downhill From Here (Sweatshirt)

"I don't know if it was in middle school or high school, but I'm certain it already happened. The evidence is damning." - Grimby Grimby's not trying to be negative, just truthful. It's important to be honest with yourself. Tough love, ya know? That whole "keep on keepin' on" platitude is for the birds. This is a super soft and warm sweatshirt for when you're coming to terms with the reality of your life's progress. Just accept it and get on with it. Or don't, whatever. • 100% cotton face • 65% cotton, 35% polyester • Charcoal Heather is 55% cotton, 45% polyester • Fabric weight: 8.5 oz/y² (288.2 g/m²) • Tightly knit 3-end fleece • Side-seamed construction • Self-fabric patch on the back • Double-needle stitched rib collar, cuffs, and hem This product is made specially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasi